This girl is more easily done than said...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
smell my finger.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
