Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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