the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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