Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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