we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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