New low: just hacked my moms facebook
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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