I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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