Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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