I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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