i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i out mim tonsoeep
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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