her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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