Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm having to shit out rocks
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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