Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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