he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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