no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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