Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I wish I only lived at night.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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