So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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