It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You may now shotgun with the bride
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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