She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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