i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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