we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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