Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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