Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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