Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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