..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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