When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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