I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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