Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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