The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I'm really busy with my period
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