I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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