If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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