she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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