never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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