Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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