South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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