Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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