Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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