Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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