Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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