Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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