i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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