he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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