she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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