capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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