That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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