hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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