Midget sex pt 2 tonight
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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