My first STD was from a foam party
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
it's great music for shaving your balls
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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