So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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