Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
