I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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