hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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