a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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