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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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