Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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