is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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